diff --git a/.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/feature-request.md b/.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/feature-request.md
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@@ -7,8 +7,8 @@ assignees: ''
 
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-**AS** a player/administrator/etc.
-**I WANT** a feature
-**BECAUSE** I want to be satisfied with my Minecrafting experience
+**As** a player
+**I want** to capture animals in a snowball
+**Because** I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was.
 
 Here's how to increase your chances of your feature request being understood (and potentially considered for implementation): https://content.pivotal.io/blog/how-to-write-well-formed-user-stories